Free massage for select females, no catch, please read

Please read entire ad before responding!!! OK, here's the scoop. I am seeking an attractive female (fit & not overweight) who would like to get an awesome free massage with draping to your comfort level. I am a clean cut professional who is 5'7", 165, h/w proportionate. I am very courteous and respectful of any and all boundaries you may have. I am not a LMT but have been giving massages for years and always receive compliments. I have a comfortable, professional massage table & use warm quality lotion. Upscale home in safe area with clean accommodations, soft lighting, and relaxing music. There is nothing expected in return but I would be grateful for a reciprocal massage BUT only if that's something you wish to do. BTW, I am a professional who works in the medical field and would be happy to show you my credentials. Also, I am not willing to pay or do anything illegal so please don't ask. Please reply if you have any interest and / or questions. Hope to hear from you soon. Pics available to trade upon request. PLEASE PUT "MASSAGE 4 ME" IN SUBJECT LINE SO I KNOW YOU’RE NOT A SPAMMER! I WILL NOT RESPOND OTHERWISE!