$200, Pay it forward ! Need a place now, No Preference

55 yr old on disability needs a place ASAP. I am a very good cook and can clean . I do not have a car so I need access to bus lines(dart). I am honest and responsible . No mental problems or criminal background. I have my own computer with internet.I do not care if you smoke and I am 420 friendly. If you have kitchen stuff but can not cook , I do not mind cooking for two .I am easy to get along with . No preferences-People into adult fun - female or gay are encouraged to write . I am very open minded and adventurous. I am home most of time so I am good house sitter. I am very honest and responsible. I need a place as soon as possible. I receive my disability via direct deposit on the 1st of every month so I am never late paying rent .